pain in the butt

frankly, printing this stuff is a pain in the butt, but i got it done.
as you can see, there are alot of pages. i needed to cut the big crosshair in half and i needed to make a second sheet for the names too. ok, let me explain how i did this. maybe this could help someone who is trying some screenprinting at home.

a little curious fact: epson printer black ink bleeds while HP black ink doesn't. i would need about 50 more printers to actually be able to adopt that as fact, but so far its true. unfortunately, my non-bleeding HP printer is that kind that sucks the paper from the bottom, pushes the paper through a complete 180-degree-U-turn, and pops out where it left off. you get the picture right? well, the flimsy veggie paper doesn't like that. i succeeded in printing color #1 page out without any smashing, crunching, or smearing going on inside of that demon printer. but to print color #2 i smashed two pages up. i am telling you, demon HPs. i finally just decided to print it out on my epson printer. it bleed (bleeded, blead, bled, blad, blooded, blod, bleded, bladed, blaeded, red little cells shot furiously out of) a small amount compared to what i had imagended. it is the background color so it didn't matter too much. i quite for the night. the next day i bought more veggie paper (apperantly, my HP likes salad. dang it) and started to print more. my dad gave me an interesting idea to actually tape the veggie paper on to the norm A4 page. this would help it be fed into the printer at the right size and in a more...sturdy manner. it worked, and that is how i printed the rest of the pages. any questions?

funny incident: you may have noticed in the list of names, i cut a freakin chunk of the paper. well, curiously enough, alcohol doesn't go well with ink. something about completely ruining one or the other. interestingly being the exact reason why this evil alcohol substance was by my precious ink. some of the prints smudged. well, q-tips and alcohol. perfect to take away those pesty little smudges (only $19.99 and if you call in the next 10 minutes you get this evil HP printer. $49.99 value pack!) to make this short story that is getting longer by the minute, well, short, i will cut to the stupidity. i shot my alcohol (its that stupid spray bottle gel stuff) across my work area and happened to hit my name printout. i ended up cutting the screwed up letters plain out of the picture and printing them out again. i'll let the lady work with these peaces now. if that didn't make too much sense, well, then it didn't make any sense at all (make sense?)

God bless.